めっちゃ狐の嫁入りしてんじゃん！ 狐の嫁入り KITSUNÉno YOMÉ I•ŘI Foxes’ Marriage raining while it appears sunny #AuthenticJPNcorpus #Japanese #idiom derived from #folklore or #myths #JapaneseLanguage #Nihongo #Kanji #Hiragana

ギコギコはしません！ スー・・・・ No more sawing! Smooooooth•••••• #AuthenticJPNcorpus

「彼は本物だ！」 『と思ってるパラノイアか？』 “KAŘÉwa HON’MONOda!” “to OMO•’Tté-’RU PARANOIAka?” “He is a genuine one!” “,who is paranoia to think so?” 「じゃ、本物のパー？」 #AuthenticJPNcorpus from 『劇場版 ルパン三世（ルパン vs 複製人間）』 Google: google.com/search?q=%E3%8…

⚠️SLOW DUMB CAT ⚠️JoKô DOJI NÉKO AŘI ⚠️徐行 ドジ猫あり #AuthenticJPNcorpus

彼は水道局に赦しを請おうとしたが、電話は既に料金未払いで停められていた He tried to beg for PWA’s forgiveness over the phone but his phone was already dead due to the outstanding balance #AuthenticJPNcorpus

Help me! I am being threatened by the Bureau of Waterworks with bills saying they’re gonna stop my faucet unless I pay for them!! 助けて！金を払わないと蛇口を止めるぞって東京都水道局に脅されてるの！ #AuthenticJPNcorpus

阪神と広島がセカンドとショートに中野と矢野を2人ずつ置いているのではないかという判定リクエストがありました There is a video request saying that #Tigers and #Carp are suspected of deploying two #中野拓夢 s and #矢野雅哉 s each at second base and short field #AuthenticJPNcorpus

どっこいどっこい DOKKOÏ-DOKKOÏ both are even #AuthenticJPNcorpus

ちょっと誰よその女 Who on the Internet is that girl #AuthenticJPNcorpus

One more thing: I work alone. If anybody comes to you and claims that I sent them, (Holds up a revolver) use this. もう一つ。俺は誰とも組まねえ。もし誰かが来て俺に頼まれたと言ったら (銃を取り出して) これを使え。 #AuthenticJPNcorpus —— “Eraser” featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger

(flashback) Mom “Never open the door until Mom open the door, and if there comes someone who says they is Mom’s friend—— Use this—— (handing in a gun)” (回想) ママ「ママが来るまで開けちゃダメよ、もし、ママの友達だという人がやってきたら—— これを使うのよ——」 #AuthenticJPNcorpus

Ding dong Who’s there? Ur mom’s friend, I came here to pick u up instead of ur mom (shooting) Get out of here, Mom has no friends, however, u’ll never need to know that ever more ピンポン だあれ? ママの友達よ、代わりに迎えに来たの (銃声) ママに友達はいねえよ #AuthenticJPNcorpus

Greenery Day, 4th of May (such a nice day just made to be a holiday to make up a weekday pinched between two holidays) みどりの日（二つの祝日に挟まれた平日をただ埋めるためだけに作られたイカした日） #AuthenticJPNsnaps #AuthenticJPNcorpus pic.twitter.com/RRJk7nkIhr

prayer for victory with dedicatory Yakult drinks to José OSUNA Shrine #ホセ・オスナ 神宮に #ヤクルト 奉納で必勝祈願 #AuthenticJPNcorpus #AuthenticJPNsnaps #Tokyo Yakult #Swallows 13 #JoseOSUNA pic.twitter.com/V42J9db3jy

9 #塩見泰隆 の控えめサヨナラホームラン SHIOMI Yasutaka’s modest walkoff HR and 64 #岩田幸宏 is blaming himself being killed by a pickoff through and crying of relief 岩田くんは責任感じて泣いてるけどかっこよかったよ！ #AuthenticJPNsnaps #AuthenticJPNcorpus 🏟️ #Swallows vs #Dragons pic.twitter.com/IcjA1X8i6T

I’ll be a ship you aboard sailing the night ocean 君をのせて夜の海をわたる船になろう #AuthenticJPNcorpus #AuthenticJPNfavorites ♪ 『君をのせて』 by #沢田研二 on #Spotify open.spotify.com/track/57556nWc…

Oops my poor eyes misread the original! not “float” but “fleet”! and the correct translation is, 柔き花春の刹那のみ新たな碑 YAWA•KI HANA HAŘUno SétsuNa-nomi AŘATA•NA Hí #AuthenticJPNcorpus arrogantly translated and modified to be correct one by The #AuthenticJPN #俳句 #haiku

柔き花春の石碑に漂へり YAWA•KI HANA HAŘUno SékiHi-ni TADAYO•Éři #AuthenticJPNcorpus #Japanese #poetry #俳句 #haiku in #EnglishLanguage arrogantly translated into #JapaneseLanguage #Nihongo by The #AuthenticJPN seems it’s DC, right?

I’m watching and weeping over a documentary of Dresden indiscriminate bombing on Netflix ドレスデンの無差別爆撃のドキュメンタリー見て泣いてる #AuthenticJPNcorpus

General Patton “No bustard won a war by dying for his country, he won it by making the other poor dumb bustard die for his country” パットン将軍「国のために死んで戦争に勝ったバカはいねえ、向こうの哀れでトロいバカを国のために死なせて勝っただけだ」 #AuthenticJPNcorpus #WWII

Hey, old murmuring, are u a rookie on the Internet? u better be sure it’s a more public place than a park, so u better not go so much aggressive to snub others making them shrunk needlessly, sincerely ようおっさん、ネットは初めてか？ #AuthenticJPNcorpus

Nuts! バカか！ #AuthenticJPNcorpus

ぜってえだいすきなものにだけ囲まれて生きてやるからな I definitely shall live my life on surrounded by only what I love the most #AuthenticJPNcorpus #AuthenticJPNfavorites ♪ “My Favorite Things” by #SarahVaughan on #Spotify open.spotify.com/track/4aG60xKy…

As u seem not to know how to settle ur tiny resentment and go so mad that u commit indiscriminate bombing onto other innocent civilians on this Net, I could tell u just one thing, u’d better have a hobby u could lose urself in 知らねえなら教えるわ 趣味を持て #AuthenticJPNcorpus

If u do wanna fight somehow, do it with ur pair of fists on some shore of a river, not amidst the ocean of the Internet, as u seem to be frustrated that much because of resentment u can’t settle by urself 喧嘩してえならネットじゃなくて川原でな？溜まってんだろ #AuthenticJPNcorpus

野球観てない人みつけたら隙あらばヤクルトファンに引き摺り込もうとしてる On seeing those who don’t watch baseball, I try to drag them coming into this swamp of Yakult fandom #AuthenticJPNcorpus #Tokyo Yakult #Swallows #NPB #Nippon Professional #Baseball #Japanese ProSport #Nihongo

え〜んうれし〜！ホセ初めて気づいてくれた〜！ I’m so glad José himself noticed me for the first time もっとオスナケバブ買ってうちのオスナ神宮に（ベネズエラのも）旗立てなきゃ I gotta get more OSUNA KABUB to plant more flags on OSUNA SHRINE in my room 🫶 ❤︎ 🇻🇪 #AuthenticJPNcorpus

“Recording a save before the game? You better bee-lieve it” 「試合前に救援投手？嘘っパチではないですよ」 as to the previous repost #AuthenticJPNcorpus 🏟️ #MLB ⚾️ #DBacks

勝ち負けどうでもいいからみんなに楽しそうに格好よく試合して欲しい We don’t mind if the team wins or loses the game, it doesn’t count and we wanna watch only how cool they play & how they enjoy it #AuthenticJPNcorpus 🏟️ #NPB #Nippon Professional #Baseball ⚾️ #AuthenticJPNessays

三タテするぞ！スワローズ！三タテするぞ！スワローズ！ #AuthenticJPNsnaps 13 #JoseOSUNA 🫶 🇻🇪 Three victories in a row, Swallows! #AuthenticJPNcorpus 🏟️ 読売 #巨人 vs #Tokyo Yakult #Swallows pic.twitter.com/UVok4JI7B5

BISCO’s package is so cutting edge that isn’t it excessively tight and even harder to open? BISUKOno HôSô… SÉ•MÉ-SU•GIté’TÉ… ビスコの包装きわきわを攻めすぎてて開けにくくない？ #Glico #AuthenticJPNcorpus #AuthenticJPNsnaps #Japanese #snack #JapanSouvenir #ThingsToBuyInJapan pic.twitter.com/fdcbkikdHh

I was curious about that “Serpientes” uniform of #DBacks & got to know how people in Arizona have respected diamondback rattlesnakes 蛇の道は蛇 Ja-no MICHIwa HÉBI Snake paths, snakes know Ask a professional’s advice #AuthenticJPNcorpus #Japanese #proverb mlb.com/dbacks/fans/ci…

AOKI is to Swallows what CHONO is to Giants, just getting at-bat makes the audience excited 長野が出てくるだけで巨人ファンが沸くように青木が出てくるだけでヤクルトファンはうれしいからね #AuthenticJPNcorpus #AuthenticJPNsnaps 🏟️ 読売 #巨人 vs #Tokyo Yakult #Swallows at Tokyo Dome pic.twitter.com/Ahe38Hnd02

58 船迫か〜！ FUNABASAMAka——! Here comes Funabasama——! #AuthenticJPNcorpus

おかしいな、広島市民球場だったら入ってたのにな OKA•SHIIna, HIŘOSHIMA ShiMin KyûJô-dat’-ta-ra HAI•’Tté-ta-no-ni-na It was so close, It would be a homer if slugged in Hiroshima Citizens’ Stadium #AuthenticJPNcorpus 🏟️ #巨人 vs #Tokyo Yakult #Swallows

ただし魔法は尻から出る！ Instead, your magic will be casted from your butts! TADASHI MaHô-wa SHIRIkařa •DEŘU! #AuthenticJPNcorpus Google: google.com/search?q=%E3%8…

I can’t tell which side of these trousers is front or back, like my life KONO ZUBON DOTCHIga MAÉka USHIROka WAKA•’Nna•i-n’-da-yo-né, ORÉno JinSéï MITAÏ•NI このズボンどっちが前か後ろかわかんないんだよね、俺の人生みたいに #AuthenticJPNcorpus #JapaneseLanguage #Nihongo #Japanese

最高のプレイリストみつけた I’ve found the best playlist ever #AuthenticJPNcorpus ♪ #AuthenticJPNfavorites Give a listen to this playlist “Queens of Disco” on #Spotify open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9d…

Tokyo Yakult #Swallows 99 Miguel Angel YAJURE said like “I’m very glad because I had seen Maddux played so I’m honored by this victory in this way I won the award named after him” みたく言ってたね小さい頃マダックスを見てたから嬉しいって #AuthenticJPNcorpus #AuthenticJPNsnaps pic.twitter.com/niZ5rtsBBz